ABOUT US

While we're at it, I'll set up this nice FAQ/about us section. I know how much you'd like to hear about our staff. Of course, knowing the nature of this site and it's crew, don't take too much of it to heart.

Daniel Ball Our resident confused and angsty teen (he's not really a teen anymore, but we can still use his mental age for that).

Doc Atomic Grumpy, overworked, and underpaid. Daniel takes credit for a large portion of his insanity.

Melissa Gleason Shes a editor there sort of like demons only their not scred of god or satan the olny things that scars them is thins like this sentunce.

Branden Davis He's big, he's scary, and he's a cold-hearted cynical asshole who doesn't hold back. Like a giant cuddly teddy-bear filled with plastic explosives.

Contrary to popular belief, we are real people capable of reading your mail and probably even replying to you! However, before your e-mail reaches us, it is screened by one hundred toothless monkeys with red felt tipped pens. If the monkeys don't like your submission, we may use you as an example. You have been warned.

This section contains contact information to our permanent members, as well as any contributors who have agreed to leave it. Please include the topic of your e-mail in the subject, otherwise there's a good chance we'll ignore your feeble attempts to gain attention.