Potato Baby

We here at Potato Baby serve one purpose: to enjoy ourselves. Your enjoyment is a side-effect of this holiest of aspirations. Potato baby and all of it's contents are not for the faint of heart, or any other weak organs for that matter, so Proceed at your own risk. If you are offended by any of the material on this site, please feel free to contact us. We will openly mock your efforts to challenge our freedom of speech. If you don't want to be intellectually belittled (not nearly as fun for us, but still an option) I suggest you take your grievances elsewhere. We accept literary and artistic contributions of all kinds, but we don't post just any old trash. Try to keep the spelling and grammatical errors to a minimum. My editor, bless her twisted and tormented little soul, has enough trouble just dealing with my own writing. When all is said and done, it comes down to this: If you are a parent, your children should not be reading this. If you are a child, read on, it's good stuff. No amount of whining and bitching will make us change our ways, so either enjoy it or get lost. The ideas and opinions expressed herin are not necessarily those held by any employers or organizarions we are personally affiliated with.

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News And Updates

24 MAR 2005

Has it really been over a year? I've been a bad boy. Anyway, I've moved away from fortunecity's crappy hosting and into Host Excellence. So far, so good. now I just need to get my ass in gear and write something. It may not be up here all that fast, it depends on whether or not I decide to revamp the site. Time will tell.

--- Daniel ---

1 MAR 2004

Our very first outside contribution! YAY! Now if we could only get our editor to finish writing HER first article, I could claim that the site was running in full swing.

--- Daniel ---

29 FEB 2004

Just finished putting up Chaz's three articles so far. Worth the read in most cases.

--- Daniel ---

26 FEB 2004

It's been two months since I last posted. There are some good reasons for this, but most of them just amount to laziness. However, I've just spent a fair deal of time re-arranging the site. It is no longer a weekly publication, it is a collection of works from whoever submits. We have four authors working directly for Potato Baby. Their work is listed under "Official Writers," other authors' contributions can be found in "Outside contributions." I've also added a few new sections you might be interested in, such as Fun things to do, and Idle Minds. There is also a new story in my section. I'm still waiting for the edited submissions from Melissa and Charles, please be patient. I hope you like the changes to the site, because I deleted the old format from my backup.

--- Daniel ---

29 DEC 2003

I'm terribly sorry. First I said I'd have this up Christmas Day. Definately wrong there. Then I said I'd have it up Yesterday. Well, a few weekend misadventures kept that from hapening. But, it's here now! The Potato Baby Christmas Special!

--- Daniel ---

08 DEC 2003

There we go. It looks shiny doesn't it? I think so. I have some changes to do still, but they're beneath the skin, you won't notice unless you've been looking at the code. Plus, the first update in over a month! Enjoy.

--- Daniel ---

02 DEC 2003

Almost finished! I've a few more ideas still, and I'm waiting for the images for the navigation buttons from Delissa. But all in all, it's looking nice and fairly complete.

--- Daniel ---

28 NOV 2003

Under construction, but making decent progress. I stopped for a while to set up hosting and fix Delissa's site. She was at Geocities for a while, and their page builder butchered the HTML horribly. Quite fun it was to fix that. At least it helped me learn a little more. I'll start writing and posting again after I've gotten the site running in full swing. Sorry for the delay for anybody who's been waiting for more.

--- Daniel ---

6 NOV 2003

The site is still under construction, but at least it's up now, right?

--- Daniel ---